Thursday, March 22, 2007

Do you shoot or dribble?



No, no. I'm not talking about basketball. You know what I'm talking about. This question was asked to dear ol' me just a few days ago by a new friend of mine. It was quite bold of my new friend to just up and ask me this, but he was curious, so I told him. I'm a shooter. Yes, folks, here's the news you've all been waiting for. I shoot. lol. Still don't know what I'm referring to?



You see my friend was told by his current girlfriend why his 'man juice' just dribbled out, while her other 'mates' had shot theirs far far away from the cannon. He was very concerned that he might have only been the only one that was this way. Of course, I had to scare the poor guy. lol. It sort of went a little like this....."What, you don't shoot? Why? What disease did you get?" lol. Then a sudden look of despair, fright and sheer anxiety came across his face. It was priceless, followed of course by a raucous laughter on my part. I know it was mean, but I felt I had to.



After all the 'mean'ness, I decided to tell him that lots of guys just sort of dribble out. I actually have had times where I am extremely tired and so not in the mood, that it would just dribble along. But of course most times, when it's hot and heavy...haha..I shoot. I think the farthest I've shot would be hitting my forehead, and gladly missing my eye. I don't necessarily think it's that important whether you shoot or dribble, does it? I mean, there are pros and cons for both, as usual. The con that I see for shooting would be, well, the range of places you have to clean up increases. Sometimes you don't even know where it splattered to. lol. But....it feels sooooo good. :)

Here's a little fun clip, I thought you guys would enjoy. This guy is definitely a shooter.
No porn, just fun!





Secretly Yours,
-Donnie

2 comments:

Matt said...

Hey, nice blog! Is that picture in the profile of you? If so, you're cute.

John said...

Yeah, um, if it does go near your eye, either try to aim away, or make sure you've got good reflexes. Either way, washing off your eyelids isn't the most pleasant or comfortable thing to do. Especially if you're not in a room with a tap in the first place... Anyway.